Soofex

(soofex starts with lights flashing and a deep voice sayin SOOFEX, fred durst stands in the ring with the rest of limp bizkit singing the national anthem and a table is set up in the middle of the ring, behind them)

Kip: Wow soofex has started tonight we have a m……..

Bugzer: ahhhh CIAO CIAO

(bugzer then falls from the rafters to her bloody death on the table and livin lavida loca plays with ciao rolling down to the ring on his wheel chair laughing and screaming “that bitch got what she deserved!”.)
Kip: Let soofex begin!

Third Round
PoPo vs. Raven

(raven walks out with a stick)

(PoPo walks to the ring naked)

(PoPo puts on his little elf costume and flings himself into Ravens chest. Raven falls back and kicks PoPo in the face. He picks up PoPo and throws him into the turnbuckle. He grabs PoPo by his hair and puts him in a pedigree. He turns around and runs into the rope but when he turns around PoPo is gone. He looks around but is attacked from the back by PoPo with a PoPo Powerbomb. PoPo punches Raven with a PoPo Pummel. He then pulls out an ashtray when the ref isn’t looking and hits Raven in the face with it three times and goes for the pin. 1..2..3.

PoPo has won this match.

Third Round

Mark Sushi vs. Cyndi and Candy

(Mark Sushi’s music plays as he carrys two aprons that say Cyndi and Candy.)

(Cyndi and Candy run down to the ring and they slide into the ring.)

(Cyndi and Candy flash Mark and they run at him and do two spank downs on Mark Sushi. Mark can’t breathe but he likes what he sees. They pick him up and do a 3-D Cup. Mark gets up slowly but he is kicked twice in the chest. They then pick up Mark Kendu stick and beat the crap out of him. They then go in for a double pin but Jeff climbs into the ring and grabs them both by the neck and throw them out of the ring. Jeff climbs out and walks away. Mark Sushi beats the girls with the Kendu stick and does a spinning heel kick on Cyndi and then Candy. He pulls them back into the ring and pins them easily.

Kip: Mark Sushi is the winner.

Mike: Wow, I wonder what its like to be in the ring with the girlz.(Cyndi and Candy)

Kip: Shut up Mike.

AWF Championship
PoPo vs. Mark Sushi

(Traditional Japanese music plays as mark sushi comes down to the ring with a kendu stick)

(PoPo walks down to the ring yelling my name IS popo.)

(the match starts with popo receiving a clothesline and falling to the mat. Sushi goes for an elbow but PoPo low blows him with what popo calls the hi punch. Sushi falls to his knees and looks face to face with popo, he then gets up and spinning heel kicks popo in the chin. PoPo quickly gets up and popo powerbombs sushi onto the mat. He then goes for the pin but only gets a one count, popo then hurricanranas mark sushi onto the mat. PoPo signals for the popo bottom but when he goes for it sushi knocks popo down and sushi drivers him into the mat to win the AWF championship of the world.
Kip: we have are 1st awf champion.

Kip: Hey CIAO, what are you doing here?

CIAO: Get up Mike, I am here to be a guest announcer

Kip: You fell on my Buick, why the hell did you show your face here.

CIAO: Shut up Kip.

Kip: That’s it, you and me after the matches in a Parking Lot fight.

CIAO: Your on ass hole.

Mike: Lets just watch the match

IC Title and ownership Match

Justin Credible, Kamikazi, Lillith, and Wompzilla vs. Prez, Jeff, and Smoke.

(Justin Credibles music plays as the four walk out.)

(Rearranged plays as Prez, Jeff, and Smoke walk out.)

(Justin Credible starts out by drop kicking Prez in the Face. Jeff grabs Justin and punches him in the face and he goes flying over the rope. He tags Kamikazi in and he starts out with a T-Bone Suplex to Jeff. Smoke uses an Impaler on Kamikazi but Kamikazi low blows him and counters with a thrust kick to Smokes chest. Jeff and Prez start X factoring Kamikazi. Justin climbs in but Smoke toss him into Lilith and they both go flying out into the ground outside. Kamikazi gets up but Jeff uses a Pushi on him into the corner. Smoke takes an Impaler onto Kamikazi. Kamikazi reaches to tag Lilith but Prez Pedigrees him. Wompzilla uses a Hurricananna on Prez. He hears Assnounamooses voice and he jumps out of the ring and runs away.

CIAO: That dirty redneck is gone to see his friend. Heh Heh.

(Lilith gets tagged in an Russian leg sweeps Smoke and jeff and she then kicks Prez out of the ring. Justin then climbs into the ring with a chair but he is knocked out again by Smoke. Kamikazi then uses a bombs away from the top rope onto Smoke. Kamikazi turns around but receives a chair shot from Prez. Lilith then punches Prez in the back of the head. Justin climbs into the ring and swings at Jeff but he misses and hits Lilith. Jeff turns around and punches Justin three times in the face and Justin falls out. Jeff goes in to pin Lilith and gets a three count.

CIAO: Smoke is the new IC champion.

Tag Match
Cyndi and Candy vs. Da Masta and Demolisher

(Demolisher and Da Masta walk out to the ring laughing)

(Cyndi and Candi walk out to the ring wearing their aprons)

(Cyndi and Candy slap both men and low blow them a couple of times until Da Masta decides to hit Cyndi with his head. Cyndi starts crying and demolisher goes to comfort her but she sets him up for the 3d cup (3d) and he receives it unwillfully. They then double low blow da masta and pin him for the win and the respect of popo and the rest of the candy caners. Livin Lavida Loca plays as Ciao rolls down to the ring laughing at the aprons that mark sushi bought them, Candy then helps ciao out of his chair and sets him up for the 3d cup and finish it with him going through the table that is set up at the bottom of the stage.

Mike: Hahah!
Kip: Shut up!

Parking Lot fight

Kip vs.CIAO

(Ciao and kip start fighting by throwing rocks at eachother. Kip swings a baseball bat at CIAO’s head. Ciao gets up and uses a Latin Luvva on him. CIAO goes for the pin but he is disrubted by two masked men

MIKE: Oh no run

Kip: Shut Up Mike

(the masked men start beating CIAO over the head with lead pipes. The masked men pick up CIAO by the head and throw him into the back of Kip’s Buick.

Kip: I am the winner, hey my car!.

(The masked men drive off with CIAO in the back).