Thursday Springboard Results

(Blazer walks down to the ring with shake your bon bon playing, and he trips and falls. He gets up and continues to the ring.)

(Scooter walks down to the ring and makes his way to blazer who is staring at kip.)

(Scooter(SC) hits Blazer(BL) from behind and blazer falls to the mat crying, rearranged plays as prez runs down to the ring with a bat. He climbs in the ring turns to the ref and says “Don’t u dare ring that bell” the ref obeys his order and prez pedigrees (BL). Scooter pins him and wins the match. Prez takes (BL) and goes out to the back of the arena were the entrance to the parking lot is. He gets there and goes to the street, as soon as he sees a bus coming he throws blazer in front of it and Blazer gets hit sending him into a garbage truck, were he is smushed and killed)

Lightweight Title 2x4 on a pole
Da Masta vs. Finestein

(finestein comes down to the ring hoisting a pole rapped in barbed wire.)

(Da Masta comes out of the locker room to the ring but he does not have a pole.)

(The men start exchanging blows when rearranged plays once again and prez runs down to the ring and stops the match, he then says “I will referee this match, the rules are that first person to get hit with the pole ONCE, yes I have changed the rules, will lose.” The men look at eachother and start exchanging blows again. DM (da masta) suplexs fine to the mat, he goes for the pole automatically, but fine is up fast enough to duck the swing of DM with the pole. Fine uppercuts DM but his hand touches the barbed wire. He turns to prez and says “ is it over?” prez shakes his head no. Kamikazi runs to the ring and starts swinging punches at prez. Prez pedigrees him, and kamikazi is out. Da masta hits finestein with the pole, but prez does not see it. Prez turns around to see finestein hurt. Kamikazi makes his way up and grabs the pole from the outside. He swings it at prez but prez ducks and it hits the man standing behind him, Da Masta. Finestein wins the match. And prez gets hurt by kamikazi. Li Womens Title Match

Cyndi and Candy vs. Kat

(Cyndi and Candy are escorted down to the ring by Jeff as No Chance plays.)

(Kat is escorted down to the ring by demolisher as her music plays.)

Kip: Wow, I wonder if Jeff and demolisher can control themselves from fighting eachother during this match.

Mike: Shut up.

(The bell rings and Cyndi and Candy both start attacking Kat with punches and kicks. Cyndi kicks Kat rights between the legs and then puts her in a DDT. Candy climbs to the top rope and is about to jump off when Demolisher start to shake the ropes. Candy falls down and Cyndi helps her up. When they turn around Kat clothes lines candy and throws Cyndi into the turnbuckle. Outside the ring Jeff walks up to Demolisher and throws him into the crowd. Jeff goes up to ring and grabs Kat’s leg and pulls her out. The Ref runs to stop him but Demolisher gets Jeff from behind with a chair. Kat climbs back in and does a huricanranna on Candy. Cyndi sse’s this and drop kicks Kat. Cyndi gets Kat in an arm bar. Candy gets up and they prepare to do 3-D Cup. Cyndi sets Kat up and Candy finishes it by slamming Kat into the ground. The Ref begins to count as Cyndi goes in for the pin when Demolisher grabs the ref out. Jef repays Demolisher with a chair to his head. Jeff throws Demolisher into the wall and starts pounding his face. Demolisher counters with a russian leg sweep. Demolisher kicks Jeff and grabs his belt and runs. Candy does a slide out of the ring and knocks Demolisher over taking the belt and giving it to Jeff. When Candy is staring at this Kat grabs her by the hair and does a pile driver on her. Kat goes in for the pin and the ref counts 1….2….3. Kat is the new AWF Womens Champion.

Kip: Jeff deosn’t look happy.

Mike: Shut up Kip.

Kip: Shut up my ass (punches Mike in the face)

Regular Match

Xeno Hero vs. Insano

(Xeno Hero walks out as Dead Bodies everywhere plays.)

(Insano walks out as his music plays.)

(Insano starts the match out by charging Xeno Hero but Xeno Hero dodges and trips Inscano into the turnbuckle. Insano slowly gets up but he is hit with a drop kick. From Xeno Hero. Xeno Hero throws into the opposite ropes and clothes lines Insano.

Mike: Ouch, Insano is taking a beating tonight.

(Insano lies on the ground and Xeno Hero goes for the pin. Insano kicks out after a two count. Xeno Hero kicks Insano and then goes to the side of the ring. He talks to a man and the man hands him a steel sword.)

Kip: What the hell is he doing. Someone stop him.

(Xeno Hero points the sword at Insano and is preparing to do Xeno Death on him. Hes charges him but Insano dodges and trips Xeno Hero. Xeno Hero gets up slowly but he is met by a kick to the face. Insano grabs xeno heroes head and attempts to pedigree him but xeno hero flips him easily. Xeno hero goes for his sword again but insano does a drop kick on Xeno Hero and then does a body slam. Insano takes the sword and hits Xeno hero on the head five times with the butt of the handle. Insano goes for the pin and gets a three count.)

Kip: Man Xeno hero is messed up. Well lets move on.

Kip: This is the main event Prez versus Hell Raiser, if Hell Raiser loses he has to go find work some where else.

AWF World

For shot at world title.

Kamikazi vs. Virus and Scooter

(Virus and scooter walk out to the ring looking as a team)

(Kamikazi walks to the ring as the crowd cheers and he waves to them.)

(Kamikazi starts the match off by punching scooter in the face and gut, Virus interrupts and gets a few hits in on kamikazi. Kamikazi then gets a kick to the gut by scooter and he is ddted. The ref makes virus go to the corner but while he is escorting him to the corner jeff comes in from the crowd and slides a chair in the ring. Scooter quickly gets a few shots in with the chair and throws it out of the ring. He calls for virus and virus goes to the top rope and does a swanton dive. Virus pins him but then is reminded that he is not the legal man. Jeff stays outside the ring waiting for kamikazi to lose. Kamikazi staggers up to his feet and he is about to be double suplexed but he ddts them both. He gets virus up and and goes to the top rope with him for his bombs away finisher. Jeff tries to distract but mark sushi runs down to the ring with a kendu stick and hits jeff over the head. Kamkazi executes his finisher and wins the match)
Kip: Kamikazi will get the shot!

Mike: Shut up kip!




Heavyweight Title Match/Two Fall Match

Jeff vs. Demolisher

(The lights fade to a black light and out from the red shadows steps
Demolisher as his music blares on the speakers...)

(Jeff soon follows as No Chance plays on the speakers letting the people know
that his bitches are coming out as well as Jeff walks out clutching the AWF
World Title as if it were his own child.)

(Demolisher jumps the gun and attacks Jeff as he is giving his belt to Cyndi as the bell rings.Demolisher(Dem)has the advantage starting this match as he whips Jeff into the ropes Jeff bounces back at Dem and gets a stiff clothesline. Dem picks up Jeff and pulls him into a suplex and Jeff holds his lower back after the fall. Demolisher runs towards the ropes and tries to land a legdrop but Jeff gets up.Jeff takes advangtages picks up Demo and slams him. Jeff goes to work on Demo's leg by dropping his knee on it.Demo seems to be in pain as Jeff goes for a grapevine. Jeff gets back up and runs to the ropes and comes back with an elbow drop. Jeff picks up Demo who can hardly get to his feet now after Jeff's sharp work on them. Jeff gives him a ddt, then picks him back up and applies a front face lockinto a driving face smash.Demo seems out of it and Jeff is ready to get at it. I guess he's world champ for a reason, then picks Demop back up and performs an Irish whip and Jeff goes to the far ropes and on teh way back catches Demo with a Bulldog. Pick up and bam belly to belly suplex. Again back up and this time Jeff whips Demo into the corner and he follows him into it where he gives a strong overhand clothesline and Demo is sitting in the corner but wait thats the signal for the Pushi (Bronco Buster) and Jeff pulls and back and ride em' cowboy!!. Jeff picks him up and powerbombs him and goes for the cover 1..2..3!!)

Kip:Well Jeff has won the first fall in the match.

Mike:Yes that means there is a 5 minute rest period before the fall #2 begins
in this world title match.

Kip:You are right Mike....

Mike:I am?!

Kip:Yes now shut up!!

(The 5 minute rest period ends and Demo is still hurting from the effects of the last match. The bell rings again to start round 2 of this match up. Jeff jumps the gun this time and attacks Demo in his corner but the ref calls him away and Cyndi and Candi take advantage by choking Demo out. Jeff then goes back to work on Demo by whipping him into the ropes but as Demo comes back he ducks Jeff's lariat and bounces off the other rope and Demo goes for the flying elbow but Jeff ducks and Demo hits the ref and he's out!! Both Jeff and Demo are down at the moment but here come Cyndi and Candi and they try to pick Demo up and they go for the 3D -Cup and that might as well be it for
Demo.Cyndi wakes up the ref as Candi puts Jeff over Demo and the ref slides over and 1...2....3!! Jeff retains his AWF World Title. But wait here comes Kamikazi down to the ring and he cleans Jeff and Cyndi out but Candi is still in the ring Kamikazi approaches her and kisses hey on the lips and grabs her tits on the way out. Candi looks at Kamikazi with a half dreamy look and walks out of the ring staring at Kamikazi as Jeff goes nuts and heads up the ramp with his AWF title intact.)
Main Event

Prez vs. Hell Raiser.

( Rearranged plays as Prez walks down to the ring accomponied my Jeff the Commish.)

(Hell Raiser walks down to the ring as his music plays)

(Both Wrestlers circle each other as Hell Raiser makes the first move by clothes lining Prez. Prez grabs his neck and gives a low blow to Hell Raiser (HR). Prez then kicks HR in the face and DDT’s him. Hell Raiser punches Prez and sends him flying over the rope into Jeff. Hell Raiser Base ball slides Prez when he tries to climb back in. Prez falls back on Jeff. Jeff climbs in and the ref runs to stop him. When this happens Prez sneaks around and hits HR with a lead pipe. HR falls down and Prez throws the pipe out. The ref turns around and Prez goes for the pin. 1…2… kick out. Jeff tries again to get back in but this time HR throws Prez into the ropes sending Jeff flying into the wall and Prez gets drop kicked by HR. HR picks him up and throws him into the corner. HR punches Prez over and over again until Prez is bleeding. HR lets him drop to the ground and goes for the pin. 1…2…3. Hell Raiser is here to stay in AWF.

Kip: What a match. I can’t believe Prez lost.